PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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