okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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