so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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