no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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