just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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