i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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