Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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