Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dear god my vagina.
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