pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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