Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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