also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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