Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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