I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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