whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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