and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
The power of my boobs compel you
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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