Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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