Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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