Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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