hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
