You can't motorboat a personality
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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