Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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