Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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