READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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