Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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