Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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