He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
