i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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