you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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