wat bout pragnant strippers??
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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