he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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