but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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