Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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