you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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