K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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