..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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Have fun and good luck.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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