There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just found a bag of teeth...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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