Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
