Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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