I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Can I color on your dick again?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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