I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Slut skills are useful in every country.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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