Sponge bath it is.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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