If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
My vagina is officially offended.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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