Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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