You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
