Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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