ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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