I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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