I seem to have left my pride at pride
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
When did angry sex become our thing?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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