All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So many bounce houses so little time
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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