wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Randomize
