Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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