your thong is hanging out like whoa
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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