real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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