Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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