I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
