If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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