Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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